unemployment works

more free talk from an older andy earles post, i'm assuming these tips are from gregg turkington...?

**You can use a Uruguayan 10 centismo piece as a U.S. quarter in many candy and cigarette machines. These coins can be obtained cheaply (or if you’re lucky, FREE!) in Uruguay and can really cut your expenses down drastically for candy and cigarettes. Similarly, the Icelandic 5 auran piece (pre-1972) has been known to work in parking meters and some bathroom condom/novelty vending machines. Stock up next time you are in Iceland!

**FREE gasoline. Park in a service station directly over their filler hole. Lift off the lid (you may need special tools for this steal them!) and run down 35 feet of rubber tubing through a large hole you’ll need to cut in the floor of your car ahead of time, then turn on the electric pump which you have installed to feed into your gas tank. All the bastards will ever notice is a parked car full of smiling freaks.

The Welfare Scam: Pretend to be crazy and poor. The red-tape loving bastards don’t make it easy to get this FREE money, but since most of those who really need it are too uneducated and drunk to be able to make sense of Uncle Sam’s bureaucracy, us freaks can use our patience for their endless game playing and form-filling-out to make ourselves wards of the state and let that beautiful silver shine in our pockets on a regular basis.

while panning for gold is still my favorite free money scheme, i'd have to say that seasonal jobs in locales west are by far the most lucrative and productive: job terminates, collect unemployment for 6 months, eat on food stamps, get a new seasonal job at end of 6 months. work half the year at a ski mt or in the middle of nowhere on fed land and spend the other half in the desert (in the middle of nowhere) or whatever else you can think of. but its true, the game-playing and endless forms can wear on you- you gotta use someone's address who is geographically stable and have access to a phone to call in bi-weekly and answer questions about your financial situation and report on how you "go job-hunting all the time but with no luck." all in all though, definitely worth the cash.